Review | Second Night Stand, by Karelia and Fay Stetz-Waters

SecondNightStandKarelia Stetz-Waters’ Satisfaction Guaranteed was one of my favourite books in 2021, so when I saw she had a new romance coming out this year, this time co-written with her life partner Fay Stetz-Waters, I immediately wanted to read it.

Second Night Stand is a sexy-sweet romance between two dancers competing on a reality show with a $1M cash prize. Lillian Jackson is a super talented ballet dancer and head of an all-Black ballet company. The company is losing their sponsorship, so she needs to win in order to keep the company going. Izzy “Blue Lenox” Wells is a curvy burlesque dancer who leads a group of gender-diverse and body-diverse performers. She’s purchased a fixer-upper theatre to use as a community gathering and performance space, and needs the cash prize to make necessary repairs.

The romance between Lillian and Izzy is sweet, and just as with Satisfaction Guaranteed, consent and mutual respect play prominent roles in their relationship. I like that they both shared a strong sense of responsibility for the welfare of their respective chosen families, and how they both had to deal with complex relationships with their families of origin. And I especially like how their relationship with each other helped them learn valuable things about other aspects of their lives, and grow both as individuals and as a couple.

Where the book fell flat for me was in the set-up itself: the dance competition. I get a strong sense of why Lillian’s group is a contender at the competition, but I was never quite convinced about how Izzy’s group stayed on for so long. The depiction of their first performance was just messy. The whole point of their group is to provide a space to belong for all peoples, regardless of identities and performance interests, and while that’s a wonderful goal from a community-building aspect, it doesn’t make for a cohesive performance.

The book tries to explain this away by saying that the producers put them on as an amateur sacrificial lamb, so to speak, destined to be knocked off in the first round. Even Lillian, watching the group members perform one after the other, is certain that they’re about to be eliminated. The book, and Lillian, then try to make us believe that Izzy’s performance is so charismatic and captivating that she single-handedly convinces the audience to vote them in to stay. Unfortunately, as likeable as Izzy the person is, whatever magic she worked on-stage to get her group past Round One does not translate well on page. I was unconvinced, and the longer they stayed on, the more convenient it felt, as there was often one competitor or another who messed up so badly they had to be sent home. With a $1M prize at stake? Puh-lease.

I also tend to not be a huge fan of overly detailed descriptions, especially of background characters, so this is a rare instance when I actually wanted to see more of the dance competition. The front runner for the prize is a hip hop group that pretty much all the competitors agree is amazing and tough to beat, but we never actually get to see them dance. I don’t even remember meeting the dancers in this group at all, even though we meet a random assortment of other dancers. For a book centred on a dance competition, there isn’t much of it.

Speaking of competition, there’s also a chapter where the producers try to provoke Lillian, Izzy, and their dancers to trash talk each other, and both groups flat-out refuse to do so. Lillian and Izzy’s attempt quickly turns flirty, so the producer swaps them out with other performers on their respective teams, but then those performers seem incapable of doing anything but compliment each other. And I get it. Manufactured competition is silly, the producer was pushy, and kudos to the characters who refused to call their competitors the B-word, because it’s such a gendered insult.

But honestly, as over-the-top and sometimes mean as those scenes can sometimes play out, not engaging in it at all just feels very killjoy-ish. And however much the performers may respect their competitors’ talents, there is very little sense at all that any of them consider this competition important. Part of that is on Lillian and Izzy for not being open with their respective groups about their real motivations to win the competition. (It’s not just for funsies! It’s to save the ballet company / community theatre!) But even when the truth comes out, the competition takes second place to the characters’ morals and values. Which, okay, good for them. But if the characters themselves don’t care about winning the competition, how am I, as a reader, supposed to care about either of them winning? Despite the real futures at stake, the story takes a very gentle approach to the competition driving the story forward, and that in turn blunts much of what gives the story edge.

Overall, this is a sweet and feel-good romance, with lots of body positivity and love within found families. It’s a bit of a let-down for me after the brilliance that was Satisfaction Guaranteed, but it’s a good story nonetheless, and a fun way to spend a weekend.

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Thank you to Forever for an e-galley of this book in exchange for an honest review.

Review | The Escape, by Ruth Kelly

TheEscapeBritish influencer Adele posts a crowdfunding video online asking her followers to help fund her dream to purchase a beautiful old chateau in France. Amidst all the hateful comments about how selfish and deluded she is for the ask, Adele also receives an email: a wealthy and intensely private philanthropist wants to buy the chateau for her and her partner, Jack.

The catch? They cannot bring any furniture of their own, nor make any changes to the building. They cannot have guests over, much less move in Adele’s mom, who has cancer. They must also agree to let the unknown benefactor come over whenever they desire. In return, the deed to the chateau will be in Adele and Jack’s name within the day, the philanthropist will send them cash for living expenses, and they’ll even have a gardener to help with caring for the grounds.

Personally, I couldn’t do it. I would hate for anyone to have that much control over my home and my life. But Jack is unemployed, and Adele’s boss fired her after interpreting the crowdfunding video as Adele intending to leave. So Adele and Jack decide to take the offer and go for their dream life. Four months later, a few days after New Year, Adele’s sister Erin comes to the chateau to tell Adele to come back home; their mom’s condition has worsened, and her dying wish is to see Adele one final time. Except that neither Adele nor Jack is at the chateau, nor answering their phones. And when Erin asks the people in town, no one seems to want to help.

The Escape starts off really strong. I love the dual narrative structure: Erin’s chapters are set in the present day, with Erin trying to retrace events leading up to the last time she heard from Adele, a texted heart emoji on New Year’s Eve. And Adele’s chapters are in the months leading up to New Year’s, detailing the creepy vibes she keeps feeling at the chateau, the overall unfriendliness of the people in the nearby town, and increasing tensions in her and Jack’s relationship. The first half of the book was fantastic! Lots of mystery, lots of spooky vibes, and lots of curiosity about what on earth is actually going on with that chateau.

Unfortunately, the story turned kinda meh for me in the second half. We do find out big reveals about the mysterious benefactor and their interest in the chateau, and it’s ridiculously over-the-top and dramatic. I usually like drama, and I’m not averse to a little pulp in my fiction, but this was just so pulpy yet played so straight that it was a struggle to maintain my suspension of disbelief. It’s tough to describe without going into spoilers, so I’ll just say it gets dark, it involves minors, and based on the descriptions in some scenes, some non-consensual sadism. Torture, conspiracies, and people in power all play a part. And when Erin’s investigation puts her personal safety at risk, voyeurism plays a role in how the story’s denouement eventually plays out.

It’s so utterly over-the-top and ridiculous that I can easily imagine Daniel Craig’s Benoit Blanc’s utterly bewildered expression in trying to make sense of it all. Yet Ruth Kelly writes the whole thing with such earnest seriousness that you can’t quite tell if you’re expected to take this as seriously as she and her characters are.

Still, I had managed to suspend my disbelief to that point, and I was willing to stay with the author all the way to the end. But then came another reveal about Adele’s whereabouts, and honestly, that was just a reveal too many. I’ll acknowledge that the author did set up this reveal earlier in the novel; she was hardly subtle about it, and if I hadn’t been so distracted by all the other stuff going on, I may have critiqued it for being too obvious. But as it is, my response is more one of disbelief that even after everything else, she felt the need to tack on yet another dramatic plot beat to the story.

The epilogue was just full-on evil villain cackle level chef’s kiss of an ending. If this book were adapted for a movie, it will probably become a cult classic with multiple sequels.

That being said, I do think the touch of romance for Erin was cute, and I do find the resolution of the family story to be heartwarming. And as critical as I was of how the story turned out, I was entertained by it, and had a pretty fun time overall in reading it.

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Thank you to Publishers Group Canada for a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

I Try to Solve a Japanese Honkaku Mystery | The Inugami Curse, by Seishi Yokomizo

When the wealthy patriarch of the Inugami clan dies, his will brings into high relief all the jealousies, rivalries, and petty conflicts within his family members. Sahei Inugami’s will leaves his estate behind, not to his grandsons Kiyo, Take, or Tomo, but rather to Tamayo, the granddaughter of Sahei’s mentor and rumoured once-lover. In particular, Tamayo has three months to choose one of Sahei’s grandsons to marry, and her husband will inherit the estate.

If Tamayo refuses, or dies before the three months are up, she forfeits the inheritance, and control of the family business passes to Kiyo, assisted by Take and Tomo. The remainder of the estate will be divided into five, with one share going to each of the grandsons, and two shares going to Shizuma Aonuma, the son of Sahei’s former mistress.

If Kiyo, Take, and Tomo all refuse to marry Tamayo, or die before the three months are up, Tamayo receives the full estate, and is free to marry whomever she wants. 

It’s a set-up that practically guarantees extra-juicy family drama, and The Inugami Curse doesn’t disappoint. Secrets come to light; siblings and cousins turn on each other, and soon enough, people start getting killed. 

I absolutely adore this book! I enjoyed my previous adventure with Detective Kosuke Kindaichi, and this story was even more my kind of whodunnit. Whereas The Honjin Murders had a very Sherlock Holmes feel with the focus being more on the howdunnit of the locked room mystery, The Inugami Curse feels much more like my personal fave, Agatha Christie. There’s a whole cast of suspects, each of whom has varying degrees of motive and opportunity, and I feel like the psychology of these characters — or the whydunnit, so to speak, holds the key to identifying the killer.

Even better, the clues are easy enough to follow; Kindaichi even helpfully lists them all for us in a chapter called “A Monstrous Riddle.” Various revelations come to light about the characters, each of which disproves one theory or another while raising new possibilities. And one clue in particular has Kindaichi thinking that finally, the puzzle pieces are falling into place. 

Alas for my ego, all these clues just leave me more confused than ever. And honestly, fair play to the author: he did give me all the tools I need to solve this case; I just can’t make sense of how they all fit together. I especially appreciate how often throughout the novel I’d come up with a theory that I consider absolutely brilliant, only for Kindaichi himself (or worse, Police Chief Tachibana!) to bring up that very theory only a few pages later. The first time it occurred was within the first few chapters, so it was far too early for such a major reveal. And honestly, I just feel like this is the author’s way of thumbing his nose at readers like me for thinking we’re cleverer than we actually are.

am proud that at least I managed to guess a fairly big reveal. Does that reveal even matter in solving the mystery? I’m going to guess yes. As confused as I am with how the puzzle pieces fit together, I have two theories floating in my brain, and I’m just going to lock in the one my gut thinks is right. I have very little confidence I got it, but the next chapter is called “Confession,” so I figure it’s now or never for me to issue my verdict. 

(Side note: Yokomizo’s other mystery The Honjin Murders has pride of place as the one mystery where I read the big reveal before realizing I should’ve stopped reading and made my guess. So, I’m taking the fact that I actually stopped before the big reveal this time as a sign of progress. Go, me!)

Did I Guess Right?

Absolutely not, LOL. My verdict is not even close.

I did guess somewhat close to the truth with my second theory, which I ultimately discarded because I was giving myself a headache trying to make sense of it, and still couldn’t make the puzzle pieces fit together.

Gah, this was frustrating! I had the clues, but put the puzzle pieces together wrong. It’s like, if I’d only tilted my head in the other direction, or looked at a couple of key pieces of the puzzle from a different perspective, I might have figured it out. As Sherlock Holmes would say: I see, but I do not observe. Gah!

But honestly, fair play to Seishi Yokomizo. This was a very well-constructed puzzle, an absolute joy to read, and the ending turned out to be a touch more heartwarming than I expected. And really, this just makes me even more determined to solve my next Kosuke Kindaichi mystery. Onward and upward!

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